GIRLS LIKE YOUR COUSIN

Verse: 
I am a man of the world

Seen it all round and round

And I may have big dreams

But my feet are on the ground

I want what everyone wants

To find that perfect better half

I'm long stuck in the hoi polloi

Can't break out of the riff-raff

Chorus:

AND GIRLS LIKE YOUR COUSIN

THEY'RE A DIME A DOZEN

IF I SNAP MY FINGERS, YOU WILL SEE

BUT GIRLS LIKE YOU

THERE ARE SO FEW

WHOM I LIKE, BUT DON'T LIKE ME

WHOM I LIKE, BUT DON'T LIKE ME

WHOM I LIKE, BUT DON'T LIKE ME

Verse:

I know your story very well

I've lived it time after time

It's in your eyes no need to tell

Cause your story's just like mine

You don't like who likes you

Whom you like doesn't care

Swear your heart for them is true

Your mind knows you ain't got a prayer

Chorus:

BUT GIRLS LIKE YOUR COUSIN

THEY'RE A DIME A DOZEN

IF I SNAP MY FINGERS, YOU WILL SEE

BUT GIRLS LIKE YOU

THERE ARE SO FEW

WHOM I LIKE, BUT DON'T LIKE ME

WHOM I LIKE, BUT DON'T LIKE ME

WHOM I LIKE, BUT DON'T LIKE ME